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15 January 2009 @ 17:38
More Joy Day!  
My wee contribution to More Joy Day:


Rule 27

Abby was sitting in front of her monitor when Gibbs entered, Caf-Pow in hand.

It was after midnight on a Friday, and the building was nearly empty. DiNozzo and Ziva had gone home, even Ducky and Palmer had left autopsy. But music still blared out of the speakers in Abby's Lab.

"What have you got for me, Abbs?"

She twisted on her chair, twirling the end of one pigtail around her finger. "Major Mass Spec found traces of amorphous silicon dioxide, and I'm running it against the soil samples from the area where the body was found. That'll tell us if she was killed there, or just dumped."

"DiNozzo's still checking out the girlfriend's alibi. It can wait til morning. Why don't you head home."

"I have my futon--" she gestured vaguely towards the ballistics lab on the other side of the glass.

Gibbs put a finger to her lips, and pointedly stared down at her bare feet beneath her buttoned-up labcoat. Her toenails were painted with dark red varnish, and she wiggled her toes experimentally.

"Rule 27, Abbs," he said with a smile as he pressed a kiss to her cheek.

"Go home, McGee," he called over his shoulder as he walked out of the lab, hands in his pockets.

Abby pressed both hands to her mouth, stifling giggles. After 15 Mississippi's, the length of time it took Gibbs to get from the door of the lab to the elevator, Tim popped up behind the glass. His hair was sticking up from pulling on his tee-shirt over his head, and his shirt was mis-buttoned.

"How did he know I was in here?"

"He's Gibbs." Abby shrugged, and skipped over to him. Her red plaid pants were in a pile on top her boots, the chains and buckles clinking against each other as she reached down into the pile to pull out her white cotton socks.

"What's Rule 27?" McGee asked as she waved happy warm feet at him.

"No sex in the lab."

Tim thought about that for a minute, two questions obviously warring with one another. In the end, he went with the one least likely to get him headslapped.

"What about mould sex?" he finally asked.
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Could use a little more cowbell: zivathewhiteowl on 15th January 2009 23:53 (UTC)
Very nice! I can just hear McGee asking about mould sex, and Gibbs calling 'Go home, McGee' as he walks out :)
ljc: ncis (gibbs abby love)taraljc on 16th January 2009 08:36 (UTC)
Thanlk you! I love the Gibbs voice inside my head. :)
aces: squee!wishfulaces on 16th January 2009 00:04 (UTC)
*claps in glee* Yaaaaay! Abby and McGeeeeee! Oh, so adorable. And Gibbs, though I'm sure he would glare if he thought he was being called adorable.
ljc: ncis (mcgee/abby)taraljc on 16th January 2009 08:37 (UTC)
I keep thinking that they're headed somewhere with all the fun Abby/McGee this season. If they don't, hell, I will.
el-eye-double-z: NCIS - McGeek and Abscorellianjedi on 16th January 2009 00:57 (UTC)
Awwww! Those two are so cute! :D
ljc: ncis (toothbrush)taraljc on 16th January 2009 08:38 (UTC)
I LOVE THEM SO.
MechTurtlemechturtle on 16th January 2009 03:33 (UTC)
mould sex

Bwahahaha!!!
ljc: ncis (mould porn!)taraljc on 16th January 2009 08:38 (UTC)
She was so trying to give him a hint, I swear.
MechTurtle: outrageousnessmechturtle on 17th January 2009 19:18 (UTC)
My NCIS viewing is spotty so I had to find the scene on YouTube, but I totally agree with you. (Even though the skience made my head twinge. Scanning electron micrographs are not in color! Stachybotrys sexual reproduction is very rare, if it's been seen at all!)

Naturally, the sequel to this story would involve Abby showing McGee fungal cultures of corn smut. :)
beefie251: I am busybeefie251 on 16th January 2009 09:05 (UTC)
love it. so sweet and so "McAbby"! Thanks for sharing :).
ljc: ncis (toothbrush)taraljc on 19th January 2009 08:29 (UTC)
Thanks! New to teh fandom, just playing around. But they are so stupidly adorable.
Just A Kiss Away: omg pplostakasha on 16th January 2009 14:02 (UTC)
This is just adorable. Loved it!
ljc: ncis (toothbrush)taraljc on 19th January 2009 08:27 (UTC)
Thank you! I may flesh this out into a real story one of these days.
makdmakd on 16th January 2009 21:10 (UTC)
:-)

I am so loving NCIS, and am an Abby/McGee 'shipper. :-)
ljc: ncis (mould porn!)taraljc on 19th January 2009 08:28 (UTC)
I am a new convert, and digging it MUCHLY. I think I'm falling in love with Gibbs. But Tim and Abby are so adorable!! I am so bummed we have no on-screen snogging.
secretexposure0secretexposure0 on 17th January 2009 05:00 (UTC)
So cute! I love it. Very Gibbs as well, he just knows.
ljc: facepalmstaraljc on 19th January 2009 08:25 (UTC)
I'm working my way through s2 now and just hit "Chained" where Gibbs tells Abby to put McGee on, and I facepalmed, cos the whole "How did he know I was here?" "Because he's Gibbs" showed up. I had no idea that had actually already happened on the show when I wrote it.
infiniteviking: 17infiniteviking on 18th January 2009 00:21 (UTC)
Hahahaha, awwwwww!

..Abby's happy feet! *giggles*
ljc: ncis (blam!)taraljc on 19th January 2009 08:26 (UTC)
Her lab has got to be chilly, I figure... And it's just something I can so see her doing.
infiniteviking: 23infiniteviking on 19th January 2009 10:27 (UTC)
Me too!
Barking at the windevil_little_dog on 20th January 2009 01:18 (UTC)
AIEEE!!!

*luffs*

Abby/McGee are my favorites on that show. (Well, I started watching because, OMG, Illya Kurykin is on TV AGAIN!)

Much yay for this. Much, much yay.
Edmund Crankypants: Jeremy everythinganitac588 on 2nd February 2009 06:13 (UTC)
LOL, this is cute.
I love Abby and McGee, but I think I kind of love Abby /Gibbs even more.

So, how wrong is it, that I what I like about this snippet the most is the idea of Gibbs *knowing* Abby is having sex.
ljc: ncis (pornbattle)taraljc on 2nd February 2009 06:27 (UTC)
I love that he seems to find McGee a safe and acceptable partner for Abby--and the fact that it confuses (and probably scares) Mcgee, and Abby is just a-okay with that. It's part of what I love about Gibbs and Abby's whole dynamic.